DAMAGED "BOYFRIEND"

My poor metallic "boyfriend" has undergone a very rough time these past few weeks. During the holidays, some inconsiderate driver rammed into the rear of my car and then just drove away. There is a slight dent plus my spoiler is cracked. Then while I was driving along the highway, a stone hit my windscreen causing a 13-inch crack. Recently, I accidentally steered my car into a drain causing the alignment to go awry. Actually, when I sent the car to the workshop they had to realign the tyres and also did some other job to straighten something. I am not too sure what it is. Today alone I spent RM400.00 to get my car repaired and that is only for the alignment and new windscreen. I still need to change the spoiler. Arghhh!!!! Why must this happen to me?